You’ll Need Daniel Day Lewis To Help You Drink Up These Insane Milkshakes

Milkshakes: the dessert you can always get away with because, technically, it’s a beverage. Unless you’re ordering from Black Tap Craft Burgers & Beer, in which case, your shake isn’t just a beverage or a dessert…

It’s a beverage,

a dessert,

a dessert,

a dessert,

and a freaking Wonka Factory all jammed into one.

Black Tap — which opened two locations just last year in NYC — only entered the outrageous milkshake game in late November. Clearly, they’re bringing their A+ game to the table, though. With chef Joe Isidori, a graduate of The Culinary Institute of Hyde Park whose work has garnered Michelin Star recognition, it’s a small wonder that the shakes work as well on the palate as they do on the eyeballs.