Tax Day is TODAY. Some of us lucky chumps—myself included—have been giving the federal government an interest-free loan this past year and we’ve already received our refunds. But for many, today is the day you have to finally surrender the money the government says you owe them. It’s a tough thing to do, but fret not! Many businesses have people like you in mind, and are offering Free and/or Reduced-Price Things to at least balance out the awfulness of paying taxes.
Check out the list below (alphabetized for convenience!):
Bananas Smoothies & Frozen Yogurt: “The CPA,” a special drink made with strawberries, bananas and Red Bull Yellow Edition, will be free for anyone presenting a valid CPA license on both the 17th and 18th.
BorgotaCasino.com: $10 bonus for slots with the deposit of $40 or more on April 18, using bonus code TAXDAY16.
Boston Market: Half-Chicken Individual Meal with two sides, cornbread, regular fountain drink, and a cookie priced at $10.40 (har har).
Bruegger’s Bagels: Another $10.40 deal: 13 bagels and two tubs of cream cheese.
Chili’s: $5 Presidente Margaritas (tequila, orange liqueur, and brandy).
Great American Cookies: Free chocolate chip cookie, limited to one per person.
Hand & Stone Spas: “1040 EZ Upgrade” to a hot towel hand or foot massage, peppermint scalp massage, or mini cold stone face massage for $10.40 extra, available on one-hour massages. The one-hour massage itself is also discounted $10, to $39.95.