WARNING: This post will contain spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, particularly the fate of Luke Skywalker. If you haven’t seen the movie, don’t read this post.
If you’ve seen the original Star Wars film, you know that young Luke Skywalker likely has a lot in common with the younger, emo Kylo Ren from The Force Awakens. But what about Luke Skywalker from the most recent Star Wars adventure? How has he been passing the time out there on his beautiful island where he’s been hiding from “the dark side” of The First Order.
Well if you guessed that he’s posting on Twitter, you’re clearly deranged. You’re correct, but you’re also deranged. Seek help. For the rest of us, we can peek in at the inner thoughts of the exiled Jedi master thanks to this Twitter account. Sure, he’s not so lonely now — which you know if you’ve seen the film — but thirty years of thoughts can keep this account moving.
Whew, Kylo Ren got it pretty rough throughout all of that. But if you really think about it, Luke hasn’t grown too much since he was that annoying, whiny boy on Tatooine. The Twitter proves it (and Twitter is fact, obviously). Let’s see how Kylo Ren is taking it: