Voiced by Ted and Ted 2 writer and director Seth McFarlane, Ted is a loveable, yet crass, anthropomorphic teddy bear who was brought to life by the combination of a young boy’s wish and a shooting star. Once given the gift of voice, Ted parlays his brief celebrity into a blissful, go-nowhere life of beer and marijuana alongside his best friend, John (Mark Wahlberg). Eventually, Ted meets up with the girl of his dreams and he strives to start a family — as you can see, when it comes to loudmouthed stuffed animals, there is no better role model when you’re looking to lead a kick-ass life. And so, with the holiday party season all up in our collective grills, it seemed like a good time to comb through Ted and Ted 2 (which is available on DVD/Blu-ray on December 15) to find lines that will help you be the life of the party in a way that would do Ted proud.
These ‘Ted’ Lines Will Make You The Life Of The Party
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Derrick Rossignol 08.19.19 5 days ago