“You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea,” says Chris Pratt’s character in the trailer for Jurassic World, opening in theaters today. It’s a really, really bad and dumb idea, but it’s also the pretext the entire movie hinges on, which is why we’re able to forgive it. This sketch from Atom Murray, however, takes it to the next level by coming up with a dinosaur so laughably over-the-top dangerous that it makes the Indominus Rex look like a gecko.
The bar has been set. Personally, I’ll be disappointed if Jurassic World 2 doesn’t feature a dino with “a tail that produces flames, like Charmander.”
(Via Atom Murray)