If you’ve ever woken up one day and said, “You know what I need? A penis candle,” then Azealia Banks has just the piece of wax for you. The notorious MC is selling old clothes, books, and an antique birdcage.
Banks isn’t hard up for cash or anything similarly destitute, just getting rid of things she feels are unnecessary for a 25-year-old to have.
I promised myself I wouldn’t make any jokes about her username being “Cheapy Kunt,” and I wouldn’t comment on the fact that she’s selling a birdcage. Let’s move it right along.
She’s already sold quite a few items, as fans have been quick to snatch up her shorts, underwear, and shoes. I know a few girls who went through that Spice Girl phase as well and it’s safe to say she’s doing the right thing in waving bye-bye to that part of her life.
If you’re not into clothes or the aforementioned penis candle–used to dominate a man–then perhaps her copy of Psychedelics Encyclopedia is more your bag. She’s also selling a pair of latex Spock ears, meaning Ms. Banks was or still is a Trekkie, which is kinda cool.
On the flip side, you can also get your own Azealia Banks plush dolls. This is a revelation that someone made Azealia Banks toys. I know what you’re thinking, and no, they don’t come equipped with their own penis candle accessories.
If any of this sounds remotely interesting to you, check out her Depop page.