Justin Bieber Holed Up With A Vegas Hooters Waitress In A Record Producer’s UFO Mansion Last Weekend

Let’s check in with Justin Bieber, shall we? Last we heard, Mr. Bizzle was planning to move to Atlanta and eyeing up some prime real estate to settle down in — but in the meantime, he’s reportedly renting an insane UFO mansion owned by Atlanta record producer Dallas Austin.

Because with Justin Bieber, there’s the somewhat normal celebrity route to take, and then there’s the most over-the-top sh*tballs crazy thing ever — so obviously he’s going to go with the sh*tballs thing. From The Daily Mail:

Designed by Tuscany Luxury Builders, the 43-year-old Grammy winner’s window-filled lair was even featured on MTV’s Cribs in 2007.

The in-demand beatmaker, whose godfather is Quincy Jones, was inspired to create his dream home by his childhood hero Buck Rogers.

Let’s be real here, though. What good is a ridiculous UFO mansion without a Hooters waitress to share it with on Valentine’s Day? OH, DON’T YOU WORRY. HE’S GOT THAT COVERED.

The 19-year-old’s former flame Jordan Ozuna is reported to have spent the romantic weekend with Bieber, as new Instagram pictures reveal.

Justin and Jordan first hooked up in Las Vegas where she worked as a Hooters waitress. They further sparked romance rumours when they were spotted canoodling during a trip with friends to an indoor skydiving centre last June.

But we haven’t heard much from her since then, until now of course.

I don’t know. It seems like the easiest thing would be to just find a Hooter’s waitress in Atlanta — I’ve never been, but I can only imagine it’s chock full of them — but leave it to Bieber to have to fly in a “special” Hooter’s waitress from Vegas. Like really, you’re going to tell the guy in the UFO mansion he can’t have the specific Hooter’s waitress he wants? Come on!