Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, the non-Beyoncé titans of the pop music world, get along about as well as, well, Beyoncé and the Destiny’s Child’s members who aren’t Beyoncé. When Taylor’s not writing songs about Katy, Katy’s spreading rumors that Taylor TOTALLY took John Mayer under the bleachers during fourth period. The latest entry in their Burn Book is a goodie: Perry will apparently use the Super Bowl halftime show as an excuse to “diss” her arch-rival.
No, not good taste, but Swift.
“Katy will be doing something on stage during her performance that will be directed towards Taylor. She is working on it to be a visual or a lyric related jab,” our insider says. (Via)
I’m a Carolina Panthers fan, and I’d almost rather this rumor be true than the Panthers actually make the Super Bowl (pretty sure neither is going to happen). What could Perry have in store? Possibilities include:
-Changing “California Girls, we’re unforgettable” to “Nashville girls, we’re backstabbers”
-A banjo made out of cupcakes
-Making out with Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner for five consecutive minutes
I’m hoping for the banjocake one.