George Clooney had a pet pig named Max. He adored Max, so much so that an ex-girlfriend once said, “He didn’t need children, Max was his baby. He loved that pig like nothing else. It was the size of a table, absolutely huge.” Please do not make “Clooney’s hog” jokes. But speaking of his hog, Clooney never posed naked on the cover of a magazine with his at-home swine, unlike Miley Cyrus, although he should have. She’s on the Summer Music Issue of Paper with Bubba Sue, her beloved pet pig, to raise awareness for the Happy Hippie Foundation.
“I was doing a show two nights ago,” Miley Cyrus tells us in our Summer 2015 cover story, “and I was wearing butterfly nipple pasties and butterfly wings. I’m standing there with my t*ts out, dressed like a butterfly. How the f*ck is that fair? How am I so lucky?” (Via)
Bubba Sue is tits-out every day. We should all live like Bubba Sue.