The New Coldplay Song Sounds A Lot Like Every Old Bon Iver Song

Who is Bonnie Bear? He’s the new lead singer of Coldplay, after former-frontman Chris Martin was recently found dead, buried under a two-ton pile of GOOP. It’s a stark departure for the mega-popular British band, who traded arena-rock for quiet-yawns on the likely first single, “Midnight,” for their sixth album.

Bears gotta hibernate, y’know.

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