“I felt that this was a great opportunity for me to win a Super Bowl, at the end of the day.”

-Demarco Murray

And just like that, DeMarco Murray was no longer a member of the Dallas Cowboys. The man who carried the load for America’s team last year departed for a division rival, a team he thought had a better chance at winning the Super Bowl.

Naturally, Cowboys nation took this news rather well. Nah, just kidding. Most of them (outside of Dez Bryant) completely lost their damn mind, burning jerseys and eating themselves into oblivion.

Take a look:

@DeMarcoMurray I wish you would have stayed but I understand your decision… Congrats bro you deserve it – #offenseMVPoftheyear

— Dez Bryant (@DezBryant) March 12, 2015

The Creative Unfollower

The Jersey Burners

We'll never burn a Cowboys jersey but we will burn @DeMarcoMurray 's traitor name off of it #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/sKBeX2zAbB

— manny (@Manny_Pena) March 12, 2015

https://twitter.com/JLRogers21/status/576089658595123201

The Fan Eating Herself Into A Coma

https://twitter.com/KSUAmanda/status/576085360947695616

The Brand War

If it helps sweeten the deal @DeMarcoMurray we'll give you FREE cheesesteaks for life if you sign with the @Eagles! @espn @AdamSchefter

— Tony Luke's (@tonylukes) March 12, 2015

Cheesesteaks over Whataburgers? Really @DeMarcoMurray?

— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 12, 2015

The Everything Is Going To Be Okay Crowd

Losing DeMarco Murray is HUGE blow. But his QB in Philly will be worse. His WR's are worse. TE is worse. His OL is worse. #CowboysNation

— Babe Laufenberg (@BabeLaufenberg) March 12, 2015

Come On Now, That’s Just Crazy Talk

If the Cowboys really want to stick it to DeMarco Murray and show how replaceable he is, they should sign Trent Richardson.

— Adam Rank (@adamrank) March 12, 2015

The Emotional Upheaval

https://twitter.com/RonaldoWayy/status/576195870745452544

The DeMarco Murray is a “trader” crowd

https://twitter.com/_JD214_/status/576196524138323969
https://twitter.com/Bball_Court_/status/576162795806314496
https://twitter.com/JackOzmer/status/576180287031259136