And I’m Lying In Bed With Thai Whores, Just Like Brian Wilson Did

01.28.11 7 years ago 9 Comments

San Franciso Giants reliever Brian Wilson has booted up a new tour of insanity for 2011, kicking off with an appearance on “Lopez Tonight,” which I’m told is a talk show on TBS. Wilson shows up dressed up in nautical garb, complete with peacoat, deck shoes, captain’s cap and pipe.

“I do have a schooner. It’s double-parked out front,” Wilson quips. “I have fifteen minutes until I get a ticket.” And of course, there are the requisite “Seaman” jokes. Ernest Hemingway approves.

Enjoy the video after the jump.

As seen on Barstool Sports. Thanks, UU.

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