And Now, Kittens Wrestling

In my continuing efforts to make you okay with our professional wrestling coverage, here is a video of two kittens fighting in a toy WWE ring.

That’s one of the great things about Buzzfeed Sports. They aren’t breaking any insider college football stories or anything, but if you go there and find something like this it enraptures you for the rest of the day. I’ve spent the last twenty minutes analyzing the workrate (catrate?) and trying to decide my favorite moves … it’s either the right hand combo from Orange at :30 or the jumping ass bite from Black that follows at :34. I love that the cats apparently took out John Morrison and Edge (I think that’s Edge) before we joined the match in progress.

I’m going back and forth on whether “mouth breathing” is better or worse commentary than what we usually hear in wrestling. Oh, who cares. Cats playing! Squee!