Carmelo’s Wife Gets Reality Show

Really, the only reason anyone would want to play for the Knicks would be to maximize your endorsement opportunity in America’s largest television market. Carmelo Anthony–fresh out of his baby blue Denver uni–isn’t the only one taking advantage of this. His wife, La La Vazquez, is lining up prospects of her own.

La La Vazquez, whose last reality show “La La’s Full Court Wedding” chronicled her extravagant wedding to Anthony, will star in a new VH1 reality show, “La La’s Full Court Life.”

“I’m just glad to be back home,” the Brooklyn-born Vazquez said. “[It] feels like I’m in a dream.”


The show is slated for ten episodes, which sounds about nine and a half episodes too long. “Hey, look at all my money. Carmelo’s on a road trip in LA and he’s totally not cheating on me! Girls, let’s get our hair did!” The end. I’ve seen Shake Weight commercials longer than that.