02.12.07 11 years ago 5 Comments

I get emails from sexy people all the time that say, "Dear Matt, you are handsome and funny. But I'm afraid that I'm not tall or athletic enough to impress you. Can you teach me how to dunk?" To which I always reply, "Yes. Yes, I am handsome." However, I'd never told anyone how to dunk. Until now.

  1. Place folding chair in front of hoop.
  2. Put on your favorite sweater.
  3. Have friends chant your name.
  4. Use chair to get high enough to dunk.

Works every time.

UPDATE: Video no worky. Check out the original clip at Nothing Toxic.

Second Update: Now it's working again. Hell, I don't know. Figure it out. 

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