The Cleveland Browns didn’t throw the kitchen sink at the Tennessee Titans to draft Marcus Mariota (yet), instead opting to get quite a large man in nose tackle Danny Shelton out of Washington with the 12th pick.
Shelton is of Samoan descent, which explains his fantastic outfit (that’s a lava-lava where everyone else is wearing pants), and his effusive personality. Look at him lift up the Commish!
Roger Goodell is an adult male who was made to look like a tiny baby in Shelton’s arms, which honestly is not that bad of a look for him. Shelton just raised the bar on Commissioner greetings.
