FlipBoardThis is Cowboys WR Terrell Owens on the upcoming episode of Flavor Flav's Under One Roof. I could share information like what channel it's on and what date and time it will air, but my priorities are to my readers, to my fellow Americans, and to generally anyone with taste, so I'm going to withhold those details.
Remember the early days of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, when Will Smith moved his lips to other people's lines and the show was a crude amalgam of stereotypes where one black guy acted "black" while other black people acted "white"? Yeah… Under One Roof makes those Fresh Prince episodes look like Steppenwolf performing Shakespeare.
This is a slap in the face of all those nappy-headed hoes.
That show looks fucking hilarious.
Terrel should of taken a sharpie from his sock, signed Flav's head and tossed it through the good China
This is quite a step down from his Bang Bros. performance.
T.O just gave James Lipton 25 million reasons to kill himself.
Wait a second, all I heard was cheesy dialouge. How do we know this just isn't the beginning 30 minutes of a Bang Bros?
"What is your favorite word?"
"Me."
wakka wakka wakka! I can't wait to record this on my DVR.
I can't believe Flava would stoop so low.
his acting reminds me of the time where he got his ass drilled in Dallas after running to midfield after scoring a touchdown. a fucking train wreck.
I haven't seen acting this bad since Howie Long was in"Broken Arrow"
F-minus? I think that's so bad we need to lobby academia to extend the grading range down to Q.
Somebody get me Harvard on the phone.
Flava Flav to his makeup artist:
Flav: Remember when Ted Danson dressed up in blackface at Whoopi Goldberg's roast?
Makeup Artist: Yeah
Flav: Gimme dat.
So, is Flavor Flav eighty years old? Wearing clocks must be bad for you. It's a good job that show has canned laughter otherwise the audience wouldn't know when to laugh. "Have you got booing on that?"
Real sitcoms have now officially passed the fake sitcoms of dystopian sci-fi movies in terms of sheer awfulness.
The "I'd Buy That for a Dollar" sitcom from "Robocop" looks like Masterfuckingpiece Theatre next to this shitstain.
TO: I have a headache
Flavor Flav: You want some pills
TO: Not too many. Remember what happen last time?
[cue laugh track]
Wonder twins power activate!
Terrel: Form of an idiot!
Flav: Form of an eagle! — wait, wha?
Glad to see they had Lee Strassberg on the set to coach the "actors". But on the bright side, I'd DESTROY the chick in the pink dress.
A guest appearence by Uncle Remus would really class up the joint.
@ WWSM
Annnnnnnnnnnnd, NOW we've hit rock bottom.
@Angel Eyes–I think Flavor Flav was wearing an atomic clock, because his face looks like it's melting from the radiation…
Looks like we struck Gold at the bottom,
Comedy Gold
so is the glasses a poor man's Carlton? Is that the worst insult you can ever bestow on anyone?
/TO—crashing faster than Romo
I bet this show was funnier in the original German starring Aroma Flav.
This tops his post game performance after the loss to the Giants. 'That's my quarterback, man. (Sniff, sniff) That's my teammate'. cheesecakehotties.com
yikes… if you want some real entertainment check out these online cartoons
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