Lukasz Piszczek Needs To Get His Pisz Checked

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In the spiritual successor to a soccer ball ricocheting into a goalie’s crotch, Borussia Dortmund’s defender Lukasz Piszczek slides to stop a goal and slides testes-first into the goal post.

It seems like such a horrifying thing to happen to a man, but in a world where a rugby player can rupture a testicle, play the rest of the game with said ruptured ball and make a bunch of jokes about it on Twitter, it doesn’t seem so bad. I probably shouldn’t hold everyone up to the impossible bar Paul Wood, but GET UP, SOCCER WIMP.

[h/t to Bob’s Blitz, who are always on top of these soccer-in-the-nuts stories]