NEW SWIMSUIT FASTER, PENIS-REMOVING

02.13.08 10 years ago 28 Comments

On the right there is Olympic hero/drunk driver Michael Phelps modeling Speedo's new Lzr Racer suit at an unveiling ceremony; on the left is the promotional photo that Speedo released with it.

Man, cock just doesn't sell the way it used to.  Bad news for my modeling career.  Not mention my side job hustling cock.

[Uniwatch/Sports by Brooks

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