Turns out Rob Gronkowski wasn’t lying when he described himself as a “baller” during Wednesday’s Super Bowl media day. So why is the New England Patriots tight end the true epitome of a baller? Is it because he was being literal, since he’s a football player? No, it’s because he owns a party bus driven by a chauffeur called “Goon.” I can’t make this sh*t up.
Rob Gronkowski wanted one thing when he signed his contract with the Patriots. That was to get a bus. He did. (Via WCVB)
Not only does Gronk have a party bus allegedly granted by his Patriots contract, but this bus is special for three very important reasons:
- Gronk purchased it from a church in New York.
- It is not, according to the chauffeur called “Goon,” stocked with alcohol.
- It has a chauffeur who calls himself “Goon.”
All three of these are amazing in their own right. However, I’m going to call bullsh*t on one of them. You already know which one it is. (No church owns a party bus.)