Roger Goodell Dabbed And Now Dabbing Is Officially (And Hopefully) Dead

Friday, February 5, 2016 — a date which will live in infamy — the viewing public was suddenly and deliberately attacked by Roger Goodell dabbing on Good Morning America.

The viewing public was at peace with Goodell despite his many shortcomings as commissioner of the NFL. But that didn’t stop him from doing whatever the hell this is.

Now, to be fair, dabbing is stupid and overplayed and everyone needs to stop doing it right now. So, perhaps this is a blessing in disguise.