Well, you’ve certainly got to give rugby players credit…they know how to create an interesting scandal.
Mitchell Pearce, a 26-year-old Australian Rugby League player, has made news headlines thanks after becoming “that guy” during a recent night out with friends. You know “that guy,” right? The guy who gets way too wasted and ruins every party by doing something incredibly dumb and inappropriate? Chances are, if you don’t know “that guy,” you are “that guy.”
Well, Pearce took being “that guy” to a new level at a woman’s recent house party. In a video captured at the party, the Sydney Roosters’ halfback attempted to kiss a woman who identified herself as a lesbian. He went for it anyway, and she didn’t seem into it. Shocker.
Then it was revealed that he pissed on the homeowner’s couch — a real Poppie move.
But Pearce wasn’t done there! After being rebuffed by the woman, Pearce moved on to making sexual advances toward the host’s dog.
“I’ll f**k that dog, I don’t give a f**k, I don’t have a sexuality”…“I wanna f**k your dog, I don’t even care anymore.”
Simulating a sex act on her dog was the last straw from the woman hosting the party, as she immediately told Pearce and some of his friends to leave. The trouble may not be over for Pearce, though, as the Roosters have stated that they’re aware of the video and are investigating.
We can only hope that the woman got the pee out of her couch and the dog was able to recover from the emotional trauma. At least the Australian news outlets are doing their best to respect the pup’s anonymity.