This Bird Is Good At Soccer, But Is Also A Me-First Showoff Glory Boy

This bird is such a disappointment. Sure, it may have an elite skill, and if it can score, it can play, but it’s got a big attitude problem, and you have to be wondering if it respects the game. This bird is just as concerned with celebrating as it is with scoring. Look at it hot dogging BEFORE THE BALL EVEN GOES IN THE NET:


Just pathetic. It’s acting as if it’s the only bird that can play soccer, but, sooner or later, another bird’s not going to take kindly to those antics. And when you suffer a reprisal for breaking the unwritten rules of bird soccer, you only have yourself to blame.