78-Year-Old Barbara Eden Is In Much Better Shape Than You Are (And The Morning Links)

She’s 78, she can still wear her I Dream of Jeannie outfit, and you know Bill Clinton would hit that. She is giving 68-year-old Helen Mirren in a bikini a run for her damn money. For another look (without the pink microphone in front of her face), check the links for Eden with Adam Lambert (I think?). (via USA Today and Reddit)

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