For five seasons now, Sterling Archer has been spouting one-liners like there’s no tomorrow. If you wanted to, you could probably spend an entire day just speaking in Archer quotes. Here are ten Archer quotes that prove he has a one-liner for any situation.
When your friends insist on trading diet tips:
When the conversation turns to space travel:
When you need to show someone you care:
When you need an excuse for your poor bartending skills:
When you’re caught daydreaming:
When your loved ones stage an intervention:
He you need to sexualize your good manners:
When you need an exception to prove the rule:
And of course, when trouble rears its ugly head:
