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Sterling Archer Lines That Can Get You Out Of Any Situation

For five seasons now, Sterling Archer has been spouting one-liners like there’s no tomorrow. If you wanted to, you could probably spend an entire day just speaking in Archer quotes. Here are ten Archer quotes that prove he has a one-liner for any situation.

When your friends insist on trading diet tips:

When the conversation turns to space travel:

When you need to show someone you care:

When you need an excuse for your poor bartending skills:


When you’re caught daydreaming:

When your loved ones stage an intervention:

He you need to sexualize your good manners:

When you need an exception to prove the rule:

And of course, when trouble rears its ugly head:

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