Congratulations To Mr. Jay Leno, The Newest Fatburger XXX Challenge Champion

Here’s retired Tonight Show host Jay Leno not having any f*cks left to give after throwing down in the Southern California fast food chain Fatburger’s XXX Challenge. Basically, if you finish Fatburger’s XXXL burger — a nearly two pound, three patty burger — you get a fancy certificate and your picture on the wall. Jay did it in five minutes, which is a pretty impressive feat.

Now that Adam Richman got skinny and sexist, there’s a whole Man vs. Food void out there just waiting to be filled by the finest Made-in-the-USA denim shirts. Or, you know, don’t. Maybe Jay’s just happy being Jay, y’all.