Hank Schrader Lines From ‘Breaking Bad’ That Will Turn You Into A Funny And Tough S.O.B.

04.08.15 4 years ago
Breaking Bad was one of the best shows on TV partly because it was able to blend dark humor and drama so effortlessly, and a big factor in that equation was Dean Norris’ flawless portrayal of Hank Schrader. The DEA agent was not only a tough guy, he was also downright hilarious. It’s Norris’ birthday this week, so it’s time to take a look back at these 10 hilarious and badass lines from Walter White’s brother-in-law.

“I swear to Christ — I will put you under the jail.”

For use when you find your kid’s weed stash.

“Now look buddy, the last thing I want to do is get you in hot water, but some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here.”

For use when a friend suspects you of eating the last breakfast burrito.

“I’ve seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.”

For use when your significant other asks you to read lines with them for their next play at the rec center.

“Sit down! Sit your ass down! Comprende! Sientate!”

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