Idris Elba Tried To Explain Away His Magnificent Pants Unicorn To Jimmy Kimmel

Idris Elba, who is a gentleman and a scholar, appeared on last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live and finally personally addressed the elephant (penis) in the room about those pictures that sent the internet into a tail-spin earlier this month. Unfortunately he just reiterated what he had already stated on Twitter, that the enormous bulge in his pants was actually just a mic wire — which led Jimmy Kimmel to pose the question: “Why are you micing that part of your body, does it talk?” NEW THEORY. Idris Elba doesn’t have a giant schlong, just a magical talking penis. Discuss.