Nobody Freak Out, But Jason Statham Is Going To Star In A TV Series

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Okay, promise me you won’t freak out here, but Jason Statham — star of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch and The Transporter and The Italian Job and Transporter 2 and Crank and Death Race and Transporter 3 and Crank: High Voltage and The Expendables and The Mechanic and The Expendables 2 and Parker and The Expendables 3 and Spy and Furious 7 and every other good movie ever made — is going to star in a TV series.

The series, a one-hour drama titled Viva la Madness, is based on J.J. Connolly’s book of the same name, which was the follow-up to the novel that eventually became the 2004 Daniel Craig film Layer Cake. Statham is developing with a production company, and it was originally planned as a film, but if we’ve learned anything from Jason Statham’s movies, it’s BOOM POW JUDO CHOP KABOOM NO TIME FOR FOR PLANS. From Deadline:

In Viva la Madness, the anonymous hero is stranded in the Caribbean itching for the criminal life he left behind–but he’s still a wanted man back home. Soon he joins forces with two robust London gangsters: the menacing Sonny King and his paranoid partner Roy “Twitchy” Burns.

I’m just going to throw something out here, and I want you guys to think about it. Don’t answer yet. Just think about it. Those two gangsters? “The menacing Sonny King and his paranoid partner Roy ‘Twitchy’ Burns?” The ones described as “robust?” What if… and again, I’m just spitballing here… what if they were played by Statham’s Furious 7 co-stars Vin Diesel and The Rock, and what if Vin Diesel and The Rock were

DOING

BRITISH

ACCENTS?

Best show ever, in this reporter’s opinion.

(Via Deadline)