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Last night on “Conan,” Jennifer Love Hewitt — the “Client List” handjob retailer and the most consistently attractive star of the 90s — spent a full five minutes discussing vajazzling, the art of bejeweling your bajingo. It was an enlightening interview, so enlightening in fact, that I’m pretty sure that JLoHo is being paid by the bajillion dollar Vajazzler industry. During the course of the interview, several useful synonyms for vagina were also used, like “Hoo Ha,” “Sweet Lady,” “Sparkly Secret in Your Pants,” and for the bejeweled variety, “A Silver Mine.”
In case you’re curious, should you ever venture into Jennifer Love Hewitt’s nether region, she vajazzles “all the time.” “Lots of women do,” she said. “It’s fun to just walk around and just think that no one has any idea how shiny it is down there.” Wouldn’t it be easier to strap on a flashlight?
Here’s the entire interview, which features some fantastic reaction shots from both Conan and Andy, as well as JLoHo’s facejazzling of Conan.
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Vajazzled = totally shaved
Yeah, that’s what I figured too. Otherwise vajazzling would pretty much be the equivalent of throwing a handful of rhinestones into the yard after it hadn’t been mowed in three weeks.
I’d still throw down with J-Hew.
I occasionally testiclazzle for high society parties.
We also would have accepted balljazzle or the slang, bojangle.
Scrotazzle?
Dickorated.
Lots of women do it? Really? Really?
I’ll stick to rhinestones on costume jewelry, thanks.
Hear, hear! I actually read about this in a Shape Mag article not too long ago that was discussing ways some celebrites have “destressed after a breakup” or something along those lines.
So much for Vjango Unchained.
+1
I also enjoyed this.
More like ‘Blood Diamond’, gnome sayin’?
stinky pete I love you
Don’t care that she’s a little heavier and a lot crazier now: would still bang.
Heck, to me that’s more reason.
Frankly those two things make her even sexier, especially the crazy part.
High-five!
Admittedly she is MUCH crazier but that’s still pretty damned sexy.
She’s always been a little loopy.
I was told there would be conversations about handies.
So I was getting this handjob from Eartha Kitt when…
That’s the last thing a man wants, rhinestones chaffing his face and/or crotch. Whatever happened to glitter!?
No, glitter is the last thing a man wants, because his nosy wife is going to nag him relentlessly with questions about why he skipped their appointment with the interior decorator to go to a training conference near the airport and now he smells like whiskey and cheap perfume and why is there glitter sticking to his upper lip and cheeks and get off my case just call and complain to your stupid mother about it already.
HE HAD CHEWING GUM IN HIS PUBIS!
Was he saving it for later?
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thank you so much
Show, don’t tell.
She loves talking about her snooch.
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She is a serious attention whore. Goodness she must be lonely.
sir please cover yourself, your virginity is showing.
Jennifer Love Hewitt the Handsome Police hereby charge you with giving us Boner’s. Thank you. Check out the hit new Web Series “Handsome Police on [blip.tv]
Unfortunately, the facts are against you on both claims. You haven’t established you got a boner and your show is pathetic, uninspired, and downright boring. I’d go back to art school and get a refund.