Watch Jon Stewart Completely Freak Out After Watching NYC’s New Mayor Eat Pizza With A Fork & Knife

With all the outrage over New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (and/or his top aides) putting citizen lives at risk by spitefully closing down lanes on the busiest bridge in the world, the Tri-State Area has missed a true scandal unfolding right beneath its nose: New York City’s brand new mayor eats his pizza with a goddamn fork and knife.

Jon Stewart caught wind of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s unfortunate, utensil-heavy eating habit during last night’s episode of The Daily Show, and he was not pleased. Forced yet again to crusade against the persecution of his pizza, Stewart unleashed a rant to rival last year’s fantastic takedown of Chicago deep dish pizza.

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