She’ll play “Missi, an old family friend of Walden’s who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.” Wait, Angus T. Private First Class Jones is in the Army now? That’s a big step up, character development-wise, from Kid Who Farts A Lot. Anyway, good for Miley — I honestly can’t think of anyone who deserves her more than Ashton Kutcher. They both seem like the kind of people who say, “LOL,” instead of actually laughing, before giving each other weed wacker haircuts. (Via)
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