The New 'Game Of Thrones' Season 3 Teaser Trailer Really Makes You Think

A new trailer for season three of Game of Thrones came out today. There’s no new footage, but the National sing “The Rains of Castamere,” which is a very good, very important song to keep in mind (and one that sounds like it was written and recorded in a damp back alley tavern), and Bran’s three-eyed crow makes an appearance, flying over the Cathedral of Notre-Dame and New York City and what?

I don’t know what you’re trying to pull here, HBO, but I don’t like it. Are you telling us the Game of Thrones universe is the same as our universe, or that crows, CROWS you say, have the ability to transport between the two worlds? What’s next? You’re going to lie to our faces and say that dragons are real? Or maybe shadow demons? Or dwarfs??? As if, HBO.

ANYWAY. The clip’s below, as is the episode lineup, with writers and directors, sans airdates and titles.


301 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Dan Minahan
302 Vanessa Taylor Dan Minahan
303 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss David Benioff & D.B. Weiss
304 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Alex Graves
305 Bryan Cogman Alex Graves
306 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Alik Sakharov
307 George R.R. Martin Michelle MacLaren
308 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Michelle MacLaren
309 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss David Nutter
310 David Benioff & D.B. Weiss David Nutter (Via)

Alik Sakharov is gonna drop the mic all OVER episode 306.