Norm Macdonald Gives The Most Practical Commencement Speech Advice

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It’s a shame Norm MacDonald has to turn to Funny or Die to give a fake commencement speech, because I would have fought a non-Hasselhoff-loving German to have him speak at my college graduation.

But at least we now have this brief clip of extremely good and practical advice to counteract all that high-minded and convoluted inspirational commencement speech garbage we’ve been inundated with over the past few weeks. Norm just saved you a lost day chocked full of frustration and self-loathing, kids. Let’s see Jim Carrey do that.

Funny or Die via Splitsider