Please Allow Stephen Colbert In A ZZ Top Beard To Have The Final Word On The ‘Duck Dynasty’ Controversy

Editorial Director
12.20.13 18 Comments

I’m really torn here, guys. On one hand I could not be more done with a brings-the-worst-out-of-everyone “controversy” centered around the opinions of a man whose opinions no one should give a sh*t about, but on the other hand here’s Stephen Colbert talking lady parts versus man parts and attributing the bible with quotes like, “Man should not live by bread alone because with the vagina there’s more there.” So yeah, I gotta share.

Let’s just all agree that Colbert in a ZZ Top beard painting this whole thing in the perfect light is the last we’ll ever speak of this. Thank you and good day.

Colbert Nation

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