Donald Trump has said some crazy things on Twitter — on Saturday alone, he screamed, “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” and later added, “Bad people are very happy!” (no kidding) — but he’ll never be able to outdo his bizarre obsession with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in 2012. That’s right, the president of the United States of America had a weird infatuation with the stars of Twilight, and he shared his thoughts on their break-up to millions.
One tweet went, “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!” Another: “Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion. She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?” And another: “Robert I’m getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I’m right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.” And my personal favorite: “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.” These are all real (too real), and Stewart brought them up during her SNL monologue.
There’s even a well-timed “f*cking,” because seriously, what the f*ck. It’s comforting to see that no one cares about someone saying “a bad word” on live television, though.