Snooki And Newt Gingrich Are Friends Now

Well, it happened. I told you it was going to happen, and sure enough, here it is. Snooki and Newt Gingrich. Newt Gingrich and Snooki. One a weird, slightly round fame junkie of questionable intelligence and morals who will go to absurd lengths to stay relevant and in front of a camera despite years of overexposure causing the American public to tire of the whole act, the other a castmember on Jersey Shore. Together at last. Who was the one to finally unite these two kindred spirits, you ask? Jay Leno, naturally. I mean, who else possesses the staggering willingness to appeal to the lowest common denominator that it would take to make this possible? TLC, maybe, but they don’t have the juice to pull it off. No, this was all Leno. I would honestly be impressed by his commitment to out-and-out pandering if my brain hadn’t shut itself off in self-defense two seconds after looking at the picture.


Whatever. Here’s a video of a kangaroo wearing a diaper.

Picture via Buzzfeed, video via The Daily What