When the zombie apocalypse inevitably happens (and it’s going to; someone on Twitter with an egg avatar told me so), you’ll want to be at sea, where the only thing that can harm you is the sun, and a hungry seagull, and scurvy, and getting pushed overboard by a perturbed shuffleboard opponent. Until that day arrives, though, you have nothing to worry about, so you might as well tempt fate by booking a ticket for the Walker Stalker Cruise, a Walking Dead-themed boat ride.
From Jan. 15-18, 2016, fans of Robert Kirkman’s zombie series will travel from Miami to Nassau (and back… probably?), surrounded by CORAL hats, the Governor eye-patches, and even cast members, including Norman Reedus, Chandler Riggs, Emily Kinney, Sonequa Martin-Green, Chad L. Coleman, Christian Serratos, Lawrence Gilliard, Jr., and Ross Marquand.
And by concerts, they mean White Zombie will play “More Human Than Human” over and over again. Anyway, the zombie makeup will provide good cover for Cuba Gooding, Jr., Horatio Sanz, and Roselyn Sánchez to sneak aboard and try to stage the first Boat Trip Boat Trip.
One of these years, it’ll work.
(Via Walker Stalker Cruise)