Key And Peele want you to be on the lookout for a guy who probably seems fairly threatening from a distance — especially if you exist in a the world of John Singleton movies — but is really just a huge dinkus in reality. From the licorice gun down to the cardboard low rider, this guy is out to either scare the kids at the local pool or get shot. I’m going to go with the latter given the current climate on the streets.
I’ll give him this, he’s got style. The jacket is tight as hell and Missy Elliot is jealous. Too bad he probably smells like rank, black licorice. Disgusting.
(Via Comedy Central)