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It’s really fitting that on the same evening a Kendrick Lamar took the internet by storm American hero Stephen Colbert decided to dip his toes into the hip hop waters by providing play-by-play to the “jack-hammering badonkadunk” Flo Rida performance that Today aired at 8:47AM yesterday morning. You know, because network metrics suggest 90% of households prefer to get their twerk on over cereal.
As you most likely gathered from the screengrab the Colbert Report team used above, Flo Rida meets Today was just a wee bit out of place and ridiculous. And we all know ridiculousness isn’t really done justice until Colbert has gotten his hands on it. Enjoy.
Jesus: Total booty man. No doubt.
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Proof again that only terrible things happen in NYC at 8:47am.
I wonder if the donks that run the Today show actually listen to the songs the people will be performing.
that giant twitter bar pretty much blocks everything
Good lord. I imagine Jesus would vomit at the sight of that chain.
“Crucify me. PLEASE.” He said.