Review (Comedy Central, 10 p.m.) — Forrest gets his GTL on as he attempts to learn what it’s like to have the perfect body. There’s no way his spray tan experiment ends up poorly.
Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — Gigi proves that the only way to really know if your father loves you is to make him get a tattoo of your name.
Married (FX, 10:30 p.m.) — Modern technology can simplify many of life’s difficulties, but we doubt googling, “What to do if there’s a murderer living in your guest house,” is going to help Russ and Lina much.
Astronaut Wives Club (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Astronaut Wives Club goes full Mad Men as everyone’s world stops to watch the Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969. The women get to go on TV and everything is great… until we all jump to April of 1970 and have to deal with Apollo 13, and we’re not talking about the Tom Hanks movie.
Beauty and the Beast (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — The name of tonight’s episode is “Unbreakable,” so good luck getting the Kimmy Schmidt theme out of your head at some point this week. Vincent and Liam team up to extract some damaging information about themselves, but Cat thinks that Liam might be up to no good.
Monday Night Football (ESPN, 8:00 p.m.) — Yup, it’s here already. The Bills and the Browns face off, and a bunch of players will probably get hurt in a meaningless football game between two teams that probably won’t be that great, anyway. Sorry, Bills and Browns fans.
Mistresses (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) — Karen, Alec and Vivan talk about starting a modern family that would make Jay Pritchett’s head spin. Meanwhile, Joss is under investigation, and Lucy and April bond over their troubles with Blair.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Hader, Bill Burr and Sam Morril on Conan; Ben Kingsley, Bill Hader and Zac Efron on Corden; Rachel Maddow, Artie Lange and The Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald on Fallon; First Lady Michelle Obama, Topher Grace and Lily Tomlin on Kimmel; Matthew Broderick, John Cena, Impractical Jokers and Jimmy Chamberlin on Meyers.