The Big Bang Theory (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) – Sheldon turns a bit green after a coworker receives a prestigious award as Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Of course, this is the perfect opportunity to have the real Stephen Hawking make a guest appearance.
The Grand Tour (Amazon) – Word is, Amazon’s new original motoring show might be available a bit early for U.S. residents, but if you wait until midnight tonight to purchase a Prime membership to watch it, the deal won’t cost you as much. A good enough reason to turn into this series that stars Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May as they travel the world fangirling over old cars.
Lovesick (Netflix) – When the first season of this original series premiered it went by a different name, which is why you might not recognize it. Thankfully, Netflix got the hint that Scrotal Recall was the worst possible name for a romantic comedy, so they changed the show’s title – but kept everything else that made it worth watching. The show follows a dorky Brit named Dylan who must reconnect with all of his exes when he’s diagnosed with an STI. (Because no true modern day romance comes without at least one sexually transmitted disease.)
DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The Legends travel to the Old West to help Jonah Hex with his arch-nemesis Quentin Turnbull, an a-hole of a guy who wants to make Hex’s backyard his own lawless territory.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) – Faced with probably jail time, Alex makes a decision that could drastically affect his future while the hospital treats victims of a building collapse.
Rosewood (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) – A food truck vendor is murdered and the case gets interesting when it’s discovered that Slade and the victim had a secret connection that goes back years.
Undercover (BBC, 8:00 – 10:00 p.m.) – BBC’s crime drama ends its short run tonight. A Maya inches closer to freeing Rudy from an undeserved jail sentence, Nick’s secrets come to light.
Thursday Night Football: Saints at Panthers (NBC, 8:20 p.m.) – New Orleans (4-5) at Carolina (3-6) in a clash of NFC South rivals both coming off dramatic home losses.
The Great Indoors (CBS, 8:30 p.m.) – The “millennials” clean out an old storage unit and uncover some interesting information about Jack’s love life.
Pitch (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) – Ginny’s brother pays an unexpected visit causing tension between the pitcher and her agent. Meanwhile, the team holds kangaroo court in the clubhouse during a rain delay and Mike considers trading to a new team.
Notorious (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – The murder case against Maya Hartman has Jake working all kinds of angles, including wanting her mother to plead her case on LHL, even though Louise once aired an illicit video of Dana with her daughter’s boyfriend.
Supernatural (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – A demon starts killing people at a gathering to celebrate the life of famed hunter Asa Fox so Sam, Dean and Mary must spring into action to stop the attacks and protect their own.
Mom (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – Christy and Bonnie freak out when Roscoe’s caught smoking pot, immediately assuming the guy has some sort of drug problem. Hey, if that’s how he chooses to deal with a Trump presidency, no judgment here.
Life in Pieces (CBS, 9:30 p.m.) – Jen plans Lark’s first birthday party; Colleen educates Matt on the benefits of living frugally; Tim tries to fire Heather from her job in his office; and John helps Sofia overcome her fear of flying.
Falling Water (USA, 10:00 p.m.) – Tess, who believes Charlotte was involved in the taking of her son, enters her mother’s dreams and Burton uncovers new secrets.
How to Get Away With Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) – We finally learn the identity of the poor person burnt to a crisp during that fire at Annalise’s house.
Pure Genius (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) – Zoe and Talaikha work to help a military veteran blinded in combat who’s resistant to their care while Walter disagrees with James over a risky robotic surgery that might save the life of a beloved elementary school teacher fighting an aggressive form of cancer.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Billy Crystal, Jeezy featuring French Montana
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Nicole Kidman, Michael Shannon, Miranda Lambert
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Amy Adams, Simone Biles, Jeff “The Bear Man” Watson
Late Night With Seth Meyers: Rebecca Romijn, Michael Che, Atom Willard
The Late Late Show With James Corden: Eddie Redmayne, Jessica Chastain, Iliza Shlesinger
The Daily Show With Trevor Noah: George Packer, Q-Tip
Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Nick Swardson, Norm Macdonald, Rob Schneider