“Alone we have no future.” That’s the overarching message in the new trailer (above) for Hideo Kojima’s enigmatic Death Stranding. Kojima also revealed the PlayStation 4 game’s release date (November 8, 2019) and new gameplay details. There are unexpected features to the game, like “asynchronous online gameplay”, wherein you can help out or cooperate with other players — or even “walk in the footsteps of fellow couriers” — without encroaching on your own game. You also don’t necessarily die in the game. Instead, you get stuck in an “upside-down realm” and have to find your way back.
Killing enemies is also “almost never the solution”. Connecting with others — rather than mindlessly killing — is clearly a huge element of the game, and Kojima also emphasized this in a tweet, saying it’s an “action game with the concept of connection (strand). I call it Social Strand System”
DEATH STRANDING is not a stealth game. It is brand new action game with the concept of connection (strand). I call it Social Strand System, or simply Strand Game.
TOMORROW IS IN YOUR HANDS.#deathstranding pic.twitter.com/XaraGs2P03
— HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) May 30, 2019
And speaking of coming together, people on Twitter came together to make jokes, almost unanimously circling around two joke topics in particular.
First, people noted that the characters’ names were a little bit obvious, with Norman Reedus as “Sam Porter Bridges”, Mads Mikkelsen as “Cliff”, Léa Seydoux as “Fragile”, Margaret Qualley as “Mama”, Guillermo del Toro as “Deadman”, Nicolas Winding Refn as “Heartman”, Troy Baker as “Higgs”, Lindsay Wagner as “Amelie”, and Tommie Earl Jenkins as “Die-Hardman” (yes, really).
Death Stranding having two male characters named DIE-HARDMAN and HEARTMAN and two female characters named FRAGILE and MAMA is kojima to the point of parody lmao pic.twitter.com/pEyL2AAOpB
— Nikko (@NikkoGuy) May 29, 2019
Hideo Kojima on naming his character Die-Hardman pic.twitter.com/MSSNGCEPXj
— tenbox (bento) (Vtube hell☄️⚒️👾⏳🐻🏴☠️) (@althisguy) May 29, 2019
hideo kojima, watching the hannibal finale: well i know who i want to have in the next game i make and i know exactly what his name’s gonna be
— bob odenspock (@3rdtechnician) May 29, 2019
death stranding naming the female characters Fragile and Mama pic.twitter.com/sxAeHO1udj
— BULLDYKE BULLIES (@zoe_zoestar) May 29, 2019
I was cut from Death Stranding in the early motion capture stages- my character was named Female Ass Worship Shorts
— Rocco Botte (@rocco_botte) May 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita/status/1133768935210463232
cowardly of hideo kojima to name two of the three women in death stranding Fragile and Mama but NOT name mads mikkelsen’s character daddy
— 🌸alexis moore🌸 (@alexisparade) May 29, 2019
Calling Mads Mikkelsen “Daddy” brings us to the second joke everybody was making. Mikkelsen says he “only understood some of” the game despite playing a main character, but Kojima is definitely still a fan:
Dear Mads fans: there are many scenes in DS which I think you’ll love. In this trailer there’s Mads covered in blood, Mads tied, smoking Mads, variations with Mads’ eyes, Mads with glasses… Singing Mads & Mads in battledress were new challenges. pic.twitter.com/C3eEibpiTx
— HIDEO_KOJIMA (@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN) May 29, 2019
And some people used this as an excuse to talk about Mads Mikkelsen a lot, which is fair.
https://twitter.com/LoonaBiS/status/1133870317489856512
hideo kojima about death stranding: pic.twitter.com/VSYlhH4MCb
— ؘ (@mikkelsenreedus) May 29, 2019
hideo kojima really made an entire game centered around his sexual fantasy of having mads mikkelsen hold him in his arms and sing to him like he's a baby
— CEO of VKaz (@Andromedid) May 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/incorrectqrstn/status/1133999563356794880
https://twitter.com/OhPoorPup/status/1133791513048043520
https://twitter.com/oversized_frog/status/1134174471697383426
Hideo Kojima: I will ask the biggest Mads Mikkelsen fan what I should include in Death Stranding
*turns toward mirror*
Hideo Kojima: Well?
— AVegetarianCannibal (@AVegCannibal) May 30, 2019
hideo kojima, watching the hannibal finale: well i know who i want to have in the next game i make and i know exactly what his name’s gonna be
— bob odenspock (@3rdtechnician) May 29, 2019
intern: sir please this trailer is already 7 minutes long let us post it
hideo kojima, struggling to take control of the mouse under the intern's hand: one more Mads scene where he looks super cool then im done pic.twitter.com/VUhcdCALep— melis (@chellofagirl) May 29, 2019
“can you tell us ANYTHING about the gameplay and story of death stranding??”
hideo kojima: no but i can tell you how many times mads mikkelsen will be bare naked in the game
— iorin (bloodborne kart investor) (@mirwae) May 30, 2019
Other jokes were made about Death Stranding (aka “Ropes and Ladders”). There were references to those aforementioned ropes and ladders, with Kojima himself retweeting screencaps of old Donkey Kong games with ropes and ladders. There was even a joke referencing the cancelled Silent Hills game Reedus, Kojima, and Guillermo del Toro almost made before they collaborated on Death Stranding.
Breaking News: Ladders are confirmed to be in Death Stranding! #deathstranding #hideokojima #ladders pic.twitter.com/yAfTG9C8Ma
— Pixel Juice (@pixeljuiceuk) May 29, 2019
https://twitter.com/carvalhoffice/status/1133796503598841858
YOU CAN PEE ON COMMAND IN DEATH STRANDING pic.twitter.com/k95N0cNHQb
— Kojima Productions Network (@KojiProNetwork) May 29, 2019
— Crushed (@silenttakedown) May 29, 2019
The Angry Video Game Nerd will be featured in Hideo Kojima's Death Stranding. pic.twitter.com/NBcT30h89B
— Avgn Spider-Man (@AVGNSpiderMan) May 29, 2019
that death stranding trailer was the most Hideo Kojima thing that Hideo Kojima and Kojima productions have ever made and I hope the game is actually nothing like any of that and you actually just play as naked raiden doin naked cartwheels thru silent hills
— jakey (@nakeyjakey) May 29, 2019
Kojima has done it again.
say what you will about Death Stranding, you’ve gotta give Kojima this: nobody else is making whatever the hell that game is.
— Alex Navarro (@alex_navarro) May 29, 2019
Today Kojima will reveal that Death Stranding has been out for two years, you’ve already played it, and don’t know it yet.
— Nick Chester (@nickchester) May 29, 2019