Some things the raccoons in this video are NOT doing are “wrestling,” “farting,” or “performing the Heimlich maneuver.” But that’s why kids are so great. Kids don’t know what humping is, and watching raccoons hump is still the upper echelon of humor for the young, innocent mind. So this dad filming what he thought were just a couple of mischievous raccoons breaking into his backyard got an unexpected surprise when he narrowly avoided having to explain the birds and the bees to his kids.