This Woman Lost Her Damn Mind And Screamed ‘Suck My Dick’ At A Taco Bell Drive Thru

03.27.15 4 years ago 10 Comments

What could have possibly turned a perfectly reasonable, mild-mannered woman into the shrieking she-demon you see in the above video? If I’m getting the context down correctly, it was because her food at Taco Bell took too long to arrive. Come on, lady. Taco Bell is an art. What do you think, they just take that stuff out of a freezer and pop it in the microwave or something? Do you really want some hastily thrown together Crunchwrap Slider?

Huge props to the Taco Bell employee for keeping calm throughout the whole ordeal, who even offers a free drink to soothe the savage beast, to which the woman replies, “Yeah a free f*cking drink? How ’bout a free SUCK MY DICK.” He even continues to call her “ma’am” and asks if she would like any sauce while finally handing her her food, before attempting to wish her a good night, which was unfortunately drowned out by her screaming “F*CK YOU” as she sped away.

I don’t have much pull down at Taco Bell headquarters, but I cannot recommend highly enough that they track this poor man down and give him a raise. Eight bucks an hour is not enough to perform basically nacho cheese exorcisms.

Via BroBible

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