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REYKJAVIK WHALE WATCHING MASSACRE

By / 08.27.07

With a title nearly as awesome as Snakes on a Plane, The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre stars Gunnar Hansen, the guy who played Leatherface in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Iceland is a pretty gnarly place.  I read they actually named it Iceland so that pussies from Europe wouldn't come and f it up.  Hawaii was originally called Dicklicker Island for much the same reason.

There is no word on plot, just a description of theme as it is said to be a cross between The Blair Witch Project, The Evil Dead and, get this, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Leatherface kills whales, now there's an idea.  I tried to sell a similar screenplay, The Tijuana Pubic Lice Disaster, but no one would buy (don't cry for the crabs, they're with Jesus now).  But let this be a lesson to you, kids, pre-pubescent hookers are much cleaner.

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