Mark your calendar, crazy bitches. The Sex and the City movie is out May 30, 2008.
That's right, fresh off the news that Carrie has a sASSy black ASSistant (Jennifer Hudson from American Idol), New Line has announced the release date. Hot damn, throw in a talking animal or two and you've practically got a Jerry Bruckheimer movie.
Seriously though, guys: if you meet a girl and she seems cool, but then you find out she loves Sex and the City – run. Get out while you still can, before she's setting your clothes on fire or slashing your tires – not because she's mad, because she wants to get your attention. Sex and the City fanatics are the female equivalent of guys who like Entourage – not to be trusted.
You can thank me later.