Apparently this is from Teen Witch. Skip the first 30 seconds or so and go straight to the rapping. I'm at a loss for words on this one.
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"THE 80S WERE STUPID"
What a bunch of jackasse. Glad I wasn't around for that.
and I forgot the s. Fuck.
Is anyone else super-turned-on right now?
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Look how funky he is…(Cut to Vanilla Ice dance)"
i'm pissing blood…watching this actually made my penis piss blood.my lord. oh my god. oh no…no, no, no, no, no. this can't be good.
I dont know what the freakin big deal is? That is EXACTLY how every white person sounds like AND looks like when they rap no matter the decade-the dance, well that is a another matter(eminem and house of pain excluded). I've got one solid piece of evidence: MC Rove…that thing summed up the disaster that is the presidential administration in one clip.
My remaining brain cells are under a "300" -style assault from alcohol and this video. This can't end well.
OH MY GODDDD I COULDNT STOP LAUGHINGGGGGG.KILL WHITEY PLEASE.
I loved this movie when I was little. sigh….
I literally wanna kill someone after watching that.
I have killed someone, and watching that made me re-evaluate murder, which I believe is now not as bad as being one of those 3 guys in that clip.
So, a bit hard up for news today?….At any rate, this movie is pure gold. It's right up there with The Monster Squad for 80s joke movies that are actually good to watch. And yes, that witch is a scorchingly hot high schooler. Why were there so many movies in the 80s about people magically being forced to do things? Zapped? Love Potion #9? The Invisible Maniac? All of a sudden I feel as though I've wasted my life.
Excuse me, I have to go bleach out my eyes after seeing that.
My life's greatest regret? I never mastered 'The Running Man'…
Isn't the rapper Noah Blake, the son of Baretta's Robert Blake.
Hahaha @bryce and i love this stupid video…so much
I remember, back in the day, my friends and I would be kickin' it old school (which, of course, was just 'school' at the time) – me in my striped shirt and suspenders, my buddy Cliff in his guinea tee and parachute pants – just rappin' and breakin' wherever we damn well pleased. Man, the '80s were awesome.
God Cop Rock sucked.I'll take the eighties redhead though.
i seem to remember being alive for the entirety of the 80's and yet i don't seem to remember ever engaging in anything like that. but that's probably just the whiskey talking…i've killed a LOT of brain cells since then…
Oh dear god please make it stop aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
This one time, I video taped a guy having an epileptic seizure while two of his friends mimicked his movements (I was bored, fuck you). Anyway, my school principle confiscated the video when I broadcast it live throughout the school. What a prick, right? Totally.
Later on blah blah blah funny punchline. I got tired, eat me.
This was covered recently by Mims. Personally, I prefer this one.<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="[www.youtube.com] name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="[www.youtube.com]; type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Aparently, we can't post videos in comments
I wish I had Teen Witch powers so my voice would reverberate like that. Hey Ralph Macchio, harden the fuck up.
Do only pretentious asshole comment on your blog? Too good for this movie? What did you like in the 80's? Top Gun. Bunch of homos.
Wait let me get this straight, we're trashing one of the gayest movies ever made, Teen Witch, and you're calling us homos?Liking Teen Witch is a prerequisite for being gay, on the same list as loving Judy Garland, Madonna, and show tunes.
I'm with YOU phan104. Sure it's shit, but Teen Witch is quintessential 80s shit. Plus, it's got Carla & Nick Tortelli's daughter rapping with Robert Blake's son. And he's a douche. Or am I the only person that ever watched that "Celebrity" Cattle Drive show? I hate myself.
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