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GEORGE MILLER MAY HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM

By / 10.25.07

According to MovieHole, George Miller will soon have a lot more on his mind than just Justice League, being that he’ll be shooting three movies concurrently. (Meanwhile, Brett Ratner will be eating three plates of nachos, con queso).

That’s right, he’ll be directing Justice League of America (starring the little kid from Braveheart), Mad Max 4: Fury Road, and Happy Feet 2 within the span of six months.   

When a director who normally goes five years between projects is suddenly directing three at the same time, all of them sequels or spinoffs, it can only mean one thing: the man has a severe addiction to hard drugs and he’s tired of doing unspeakable things to strangers in bathroom stalls or truck stops to get them.  

George Miller you poor sad bastard you.  The best thing we can do for him now is not see any of his movies.  He needs to hit rock bottom before he’ll get help on his own.  He’ll be in my prayers. 


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