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OWEN WILSON BECOMES PARODY OF ELI CASH

By / 10.15.07

In a bid to rid himself of depression, Owen Wilson has reportedly turned to Native American remedies, a lá Eli Cash in The Royal Tenenbaums.

The Wedding Crashers star was joined by brothers Andrew and Luke on the low-key trip to Arizona, where the Wilsons also checked out the new glass walkway, which allows tourists to look directly into the Grand Canyon. It was on the walkway that a Hualapai medicine man reportedly performed a cleansing ceremony for the troubled actor, waving sage over his head while dancing and chanting. [CB]

And they rode on in the friscolating dusk light…

Hmm, this sounds to me like a tabloid decided to make a story out of Owen Wilson being polite enough to stand there while some crazy hobo danced around.  It just goes to show you, you should never be nice to religious fanatics.  Like the time I was at the airport and pretended to trip so I could throw my nachos on a Hare Krishna.  Good luck with those cheese stains, Sunbeam.   


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